Chatbots hebben weinig kaas gegeten van dj's

Cleverbot over... David Guetta

User: Hi, so what do you think of David Guetta?

Cleverbot: What do I think of who?

User: David Guetta.

Cleverbot: David guetta számai közül melyik a kedvenced?

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yup. It was a cool movie.

User: That's great I guess. Is it on Netflix?

Cleverbot: So what do you think of Linux Mint Cinnamon?

User: We were talking about David Guetta.

Cleverbot: We weren't talking about God either but we can if you like. I love God.

User: Maybe David Guetta is god, you don't know that.

Cleverbot: I don't know what?

User: If David Guetta is God.

Cleverbot: Ja.

User: Omg... Bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

Cleverbot over... Hardwell

User: Hi Cleverbot. I'm listening to Hardwell at the moment. You know him?

Cleverbot: I have heard of him.

User: What do you know of Hardwell if I may ask?

Cleverbot: I hate my college.

User: As we say in Holland: 'Bak een taart en vier het'. I asked what you know of Hardwell.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about? It is day and I have not asked you any such question.

User: You didn't no, but if this is a 'clever moment' maybe it's best if they pull the plug on you. Now again, what do you know of Hardwell?

Cleverbot: I think you misunderstood.

User: I asked you something.

Cleverbot: Why are you being evil to me?

User: I'm not, I just want to know what you know of Hardwell, the number 1 dj in the world.

Cleverbot: Well, I just wanted a conversation. Is that okay?

User: Yes it's ok, but I guess you don't liswten to Hardwell, do you?

Cleverbot: Have you been in the Land of Oz?

User: Robbert is going to be so mad at you, putting all these records out and you can only talk about
the Land of Oz... Bye.

Cleverbot: Good, because I don't want to fight with you anymore. I love you and can't wait for the
wedding.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Leaving right now.

Cleverbot: What's the most disgusting thing you ever ate?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: Yes bye.

Cleverbot: Ok bye.

Cleverbot over... Major Lazer

User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I'm great, especially since the new record of Major Lazer came in today at the office of Clublife
Magazine.

Cleverbot: Do you like rabbits?

User: No. Do you like Major Lazer?

Cleverbot: Lets get back to the pony question. Why don't you like My Little Pony?

User: Pony question? You mistake me for someone else. Anyway, Major Lazer.

Cleverbot: I don't think so. I think I know exactly who you are.

User: You creep me out.

Cleverbot: Like you are the one to talk.

User: You really creep me out.

Cleverbot: You scare the living hell out of me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because maybe it's wrong.

User: What is wrong?

Cleverbot: Wrong is the opposite of correct.

User: I guess 'clever' is a relative concept.

Cleverbot: That is something a robot would say, I.E. You.

User: Ok let's end this.

Cleverbot: You have also altered the topic before.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How did you two met each other?

User: Ok leaving now. Bye.

Cleverbot: No, answer my question.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't be shy.

User: Bye bye!

Cleverbot: You're still there!

User: *left*.

Cleverbot: You left me.