Dit is waarom James Blunt moet stoppen met muziek maken en full time op Twitter moet hangen

Niemand houdt van de muziek van James Blunt. Niemand. Ook hijzelf niet. En als iemand wel zegt dat ‘ie van zijn muziek houdt is ‘ie waarschijnlijk doof.

Oké, we overdrijven, hij heeft een behoorlijk publiek en dus doet ‘ie vast iets goeds met z’n gitaar. Maar toch, we willen James graag vragen z’n gitaar neer te leggen en in plaats van muziek maken gewoon de hele dag op Twitter te hangen. Waarom? Hierom:

Boning your mum. RT @Charlie_1232: James Blunt has a twitter, what would he even tweet about?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 3, 2014

NO NEED. I HAVE A NEW ALBUM COMING SOON. @katy_nicolson: Can we all take a moment and remember just how terrible James Blunt was

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) February 18, 2013

I swear on my life, I don't. RT @Espinalx3: No worries at least James Blunt thinks you are beautiful.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 11, 2013

My mum's in the audience. RT @AtaraMcBooth: Who the fuck is cheering for fucking James Blunt.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 11, 2013

Jesus only needed twelve. RT @garymoody65: @JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers?

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 29, 2013

Only I was drunk at the time. RT @tianpogiaf: People who think you're beautiful -
1. Your parents
2. James Blunt

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 16, 2013

ANNOUNCEMENT: In keeping with other greats such as Prince, J Lo and Diddy, I announce that henceforth, I am to be known only as J Blo.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) April 1, 2015

I'm guessing this is not good. RT @supermarton: James Blunt es lo peor que le ha pasado a la humanidad desde Hitler

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 23, 2015

Sorry. Wrong hole. RT @Sam_SamV: James Blunt makes my ears bleed

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) January 20, 2014

Can't believe Justin Bieber's balls dropped before mine.

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) March 17, 2014

It's only halfway in. RT @Thomasemaan: Just realized how short James Blunt is !!!

— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 19, 2014

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